Comments on: A Sheltie’s New Year Resolutions

By: Courtney

Courtney — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:34:32 +0000

I will not chase the mop, broom, or swiffer around the kitchen…Or bark ferociously at the vacuum cleaner.
I will not run into the neighbors yard to herd their pets.
I will not unravel an entire roll of toilet paper. I will not run through the living room streaming toilet paper, and I will not bring unraveled TP into my crate.
I will not bark at cats on the kitchen counter.
I will learn to accept treats from strangers when in public, they are not poison.
I will conquer my fear of jumping off the bed. I will no longer stand on a bed and bark to be put on the ground.

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:38:59 +0000

I will not pull on the bottom of my Mommy’s pants the minutes she walks through the door!

By: Linda

Linda — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:06:24 +0000

I will not try to have a zoomie when I am on my leash.
I will not put my cold nose in Mom’s face when the alarm goes off.

By: Jackie Stone

Jackie Stone — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:20:58 +0000

I will only sleep on dirty laundry. And only if it is on the floor. (You smell so good and you are mine.)
I will try not to twirl at the end of our yard, no matter how big the school bus that got away was.
I will never, ever open and empty the refrigerator again. Promise! But the doggie goodie cabinet is awfully tempting. (Could you put that stuff up higher?)
I will keep my face away from the skunk’s bottom.
Please keep me in the conversation, you know how I like to sing (ok, howl) when you are on the phone.
I promise to sleep on your cold feet any time you settle in for a cup of tea.
Please keep to the schedule. Dinner is served at 5. If late, expect a reminder, period.

By: Barbara Narong

Barbara Narong — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:41:06 +0000

I will not come running, no matter where I happen to be, when my mom opens the chip bag so that I can ask for some too.
I will not beg to share the toast when it pops up in the toaster.
I will not be a “sheltie vacuum” cleaner any more.