People think I’m kidding with my nicknames for her: Tessinator, Loch Tess Monster, Tessmanian Devil, etc. As you can see, however, when it comes to toy deconstruction, Tess plays second fiddle to no dog. A dollar ninety-seven at Wal-Mart down the drain. And does she look shamed? On the contrary; she’s damn proud.
OH. MY. Ken