- Your Sheltie is better groomed than you are.
- Your alarm clock walks on four feet.
- You know your Sheltie’s names better than your kids.
- Your Sheltie has a better place on the couch than you do to watch TV.
- Your vacuum is a shop vac.
- Your Sheltie eats before you do.
- Your Sheltie has more toys than your kids.
- You snuggle closer to the Sheltie than the person with whom you are sleeping.
- Your mom calls and asks how the granddogs are.
- Every gift you ever get has something to do with Shelties.
- Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies.
- Your children (wife, husband, etc.) complain that you always take more pictures of the Sheltie(s) than you do of them.
- While proudly showing off your family album, your guest asks, "Isn’t there anyone else in your family besides a Sheltie?"
- Any conversation you’re having is effortlessly directed back to the topic of Shelties.
- Your first concern when planning a vacation is whether or not the hotel will take dogs.
- Your Sheltie decides they don’t like someone and you tend to agree.
- Your desk proudly displays your Sheltie family.
- The first question you ask when on a date is: "So, do you like dogs?"
- You buy a bigger bed that will comfortably sleep six.
- You buy a bigger vehicle to give them all enough travel room.
- Your carpeting matches the color of your Sheltie – on purpose.
- You readily allow your Shelties to give you slobbery kisses, but you don’t dare wipe a toddler’s nose.
- You’ve traced your Sheltie’s family tree further than you have your own.
- Sheltie hair in food is just another spice.
- The guardians of your dogs will receive a larger amount of insurance policy money than will all other members of your family – combined.
- Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.
- You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
- You talk about your Sheltie the way other people talk about their kid.
- Your mother in law keeps asking when you are going to have real children.
- You visit Sheltie Nation each & every day. :)
In response to our ever popular “Call of the Sheltie” post, Snickers has sent in his response.
What are they saying Snickers?
Too Funny Bruce!
Bet you didn’t know Shelties were part wolf, did you? ;)
Turn it up & watch your own Shelties react!
Halloween is over people! No more Shelties in costume.
What? Hey, what is this?
O.M.G. …You have got to be kidding me… a Guinea Pig breed type called the “Sheltie”?
The Sheltie is a long-haired variety of guinea pig. In the early 1970’s the breed was developed by crossing Peruvians with Self (smooth) Blacks. In the US Shelties are known as ‘Silkies’.
Go figure! Photo credit to Dutchsm
This is too cute…A Shetland Sheep. I don’t really see the resemblance to a Sheltie, do you? ;)
Now, if you really loved your Sheltie, you would let them get back to their roots & let them play with a herd of Shetland Sheep.
Learn more about the Shetland Sheep.
To build a sheltie you need…
- LOTS of fur
- a bark (preferably with an owner operated on/off switch)
- one loving soul
- one happily wagging tail
- a cup of undying loyalty
- one keen, intelligent mind
- a spoonful of unwavering eagerness to please
- optional: lots of ear glue
- one QAX (quizzical attitude excellent)
- an ‘innocent halo’ (for use when the Sheltie is doing something it shouldn’t and gets caught)
- a sprinkling of a sense of humor
- a pinch of excellent hearing
- a pound of unbounding energy
- one famous grin
- a dose of the sillies
- a coiled spring, preferably 4
- one, long wet nose to nuzzle your face
- 4 dancing feet
- a dash of mischief
- a dollop of twinkle in the eye
- a drop of true forgiveness
- one fuzzy belly button
- keen eyesight: that allows Shelties to see small, furry, moving objects up to 1/4 mile away
- and finally, a use for all the discarded parts – build a papillon!
Excerpts have been provided by Dogpatch