Janice: Gary, please throw this toy out when you take out the trash.

Gary: Why?

Janice: Uhhhh, because the side is completely ripped open?  That’s why it’s up out of their reach.

Gary:  OK

Next morning …..

Gary! (And naughty Cody!) LOL

Moses literally will not move until you take the blanket off him!

Silly boy, Grace!