Everything Else Sheltie

  To build a sheltie you need... LOTS of fur a bark (preferably with an owner operated on/off switch) one loving soul one happily wagging tail a cup of undying loyalty one keen, intelligent mind a spoonful of unwavering eagerness to please optional: lots of ear glue one QAX (quizzical attitude excellent) an 'innocent halo' (for use when the Sheltie is doing something it shouldn't and gets caught) a sprinkling of a sense of humor a pinch of excellent hearing a pound of unbounding energy one famous grin a dose of the sillies a coiled spring, preferably 4 one, long [...]